I'm thinking of submitting this one to Ween for them to cover. Let's all go to the Medieval Faire together!
Oddly enough, the title came first on this. I'd just brought home a new board game that we were playing called Ringgz. It's an abstract, territorial game on par with Go, but much simpler. (For a review of this game written by someone who might actually go to one of those medieval faires, go here).
Here's the song.