12-13-09 Cribbage, Baby

I can't remember a time in my life when I didn't know how to play cribbage. It's in my blood. So whenever I go home for the holidays, the board is always out. So this song is my feeble attempt to sex up an ostensibly geeky card game. Those of you who have never played cribbage before, ignore the weird game references and just make sweet love to this groove. (Sweet lovin' groove courtesy of Garageband; all other sounds programmed by me.)

9-21-09 real thing

Tossed off, but hilarious. Sometimes they just come out that way. link.

7-27-09 Too Damn Hot

Another heat wave song. Extra funky. In a white-boy sort of way. Listen up!

5-16-09 Woodchipper

This one makes me happy. I don't know why.

And by the way, kids, this song can also serve as a PSA: put your wood in the chipper. Nothing else. Got it? Or do you need to be Scared Straight?